OMG bees.

Ain't that - special.

A shrine. On a stick.

If you move the cursor the timer resets.

ELECTRIC BOOGIE WOOGIE this is oddly entrancing.

Endless. Man.

Mouse over the letters.

Humorous website.

Because this guy falls.

WAT?

Answers here.

The Static's #1 webzine / underground TV network.

The Static is a multimedia purgatory filled with lost, forgotten souls who many have previously witnessed through the magic of television. However, when The Salesman decided that this world had become too chaotic, he created a new multimedia world called The Mainstream, which many know today as HDTV. Utilizing simplistic graphic designs, dumbed down music and mindless puppets to present his narrative, The Salesman got the entire Real World to abandon The Static in favor of taking in his faker world.

Since most TVs don't go all the way up to channel 315, the majority of the human race is unable to view these broadcasts. Most wouldn't even think or attempt to either, as The Salesman has succeeded in making everyone very comfortable with his vision of what entertainment should be.

A humorous website.

My bucket!